I'm not sure who decided it was okay to change everyone's horoscopes,
but I'm sticking with mine.
I was born a Libra, so a Libra I will always be.
You can't just decide to change something like that.
Okay, so maybe I only read my horoscope every once in a while (aka every few months)
but I like being a Libra.
Sue me. I'm not changing it.